Yee intruders beware.Crushing death and grief. Soaked with blood of the trespassing thief. GOONIES. 90s BABY. COWS. they call me MRS TORRES or STANDEFER or MRS WEASLEYTumblr (3.0; @standefer)http://standefer.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/839f399872045a5483d80af8cfd27bf5/tumblr_mo9b9511Qz1rqx9qco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hubby got me gizmo :) #mogwai #80s #thegremlins #love</p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52755108569http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52755108569Tue, 11 Jun 2013 18:39:04 -070080smogwaithegremlinslove<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/386fef4f02702d9ae2d2d13807afbf31/tumblr_mo6z8beHJz1rqx9qco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/stickers/abc_family/pretty_little_liars_summer_premiere_2013_coming_soon?s=tus&ref=jessica_standefer">I just unlocked the Pretty Little Liars Summer Premiere 2013 Coming Soon sticker on GetGlue</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 15272 others have also unlocked the Pretty Little Liars Summer Premiere 2013 Coming Soon sticker on GetGlue.com </span> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> You’re watching a preview for the summer premiere of Pretty Little Liars! Don’t miss it Tuesday at 8/7c on ABC Family! Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at ABC Family. </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52645612516http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52645612516Mon, 10 Jun 2013 12:24:11 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/183bb4635fb000c911c57cfa86dc617c/tumblr_mo6z828v8V1rqx9qco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/stickers/abc_family/pretty_little_liars_summer_premiere_countdown_tomorrow?s=tus&ref=jessica_standefer">I just unlocked the Pretty Little Liars Summer Premiere Countdown: TOMORROW sticker on GetGlue</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 4049 others have also unlocked the Pretty Little Liars Summer Premiere Countdown: TOMORROW sticker on GetGlue.com </span> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> The summer premiere of Pretty Little Liars is TOMORROW at 8/7 on ABC Family! Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at ABC Family. </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52645602909http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52645602909Mon, 10 Jun 2013 12:24:02 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07bdc53c07788af43363a8be6e202456/tumblr_mo6z82mfgU1rqx9qco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/stickers/abc_family/ravenswood?s=tus&ref=jessica_standefer">I just unlocked the Ravenswood sticker on GetGlue</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 22038 others have also unlocked the Ravenswood sticker on GetGlue.com </span> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> BREAKING NEWS: ABC Family announces Ravenswood, a Pretty Little Liars spin-off series premiering this October. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at ABC Family. </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52645602065http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52645602065Mon, 10 Jun 2013 12:24:02 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4413d12fcdf4cee0dc40728c80b1b622/tumblr_mo6z7gTRll1rqx9qco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/pretty_little_liars?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">I’m watching Pretty Little Liars</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px; border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 16px; font-family: arial;">“Tommorow!!”</p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 1414 others are also watching. </span> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/pretty_little_liars?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">Pretty Little Liars on GetGlue.com</a> </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52645575629http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52645575629Mon, 10 Jun 2013 12:23:40 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c198cafc17e1f6158525a7cb04b88d9/tumblr_mo3htrB1db1rqx9qco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pliney!!!! #muchocalor #santarosa #plineytheelder #beer (at Russian River Brewing Company)</p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52492709234http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52492709234Sat, 08 Jun 2013 15:15:27 -0700plineytheeldersantarosabeermuchocalor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98c20ef4317100f7eacf8b0115c15470/tumblr_mo35x4B72R1rqx9qco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>at the Charlie Brown museum! #santarosa #roadtrip #charliebrown #snoopy (at Charles M. Schulz Museum & Research Center)</p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52475001560http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52475001560Sat, 08 Jun 2013 10:58:16 -0700santarosasnoopycharliebrownroadtrip<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5a68ccd0c8ad6764e904e7e8f32bc2c/tumblr_mo1ttm0Drn1rqx9qco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/switched_at_birth?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">I’m watching Switched at Birth</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px; border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 16px; font-family: arial;">“3 more days!”</p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 615 others are also watching. </span> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/switched_at_birth?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">Switched at Birth on GetGlue.com</a> </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52420209751http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52420209751Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:39:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f43272462ef62cd40aba13994189a4b/tumblr_mo1ttmOUzX1rqx9qco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/stickers/abc_family/switched_at_birth_summer_premiere_countdown_3_days?s=tus&ref=jessica_standefer">I just unlocked the Switched at Birth Summer Premiere Countdown: 3 Days sticker on GetGlue</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 2958 others have also unlocked the Switched at Birth Summer Premiere Countdown: 3 Days sticker on GetGlue.com </span> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> You can’t wait for the 2013 Summer Premiere of Switched at Birth. Just 3 days to go! Tune in Monday, June 10 at 8/7c on ABC Family! Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at ABC Family. </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52420210208http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52420210208Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:39:22 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd3897904a1b2666697b526e1102bf7a/tumblr_mo1ovixVdI1rqx9qco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>National doughnut day!! #sweettooth #doughnuts #glazed #love</p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52412859455http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52412859455Fri, 07 Jun 2013 15:52:29 -0700doughnutssweettoothloveglazed<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6560a26ab640d1640b7e9bb0ff759b61/tumblr_mo00l08xU11rqx9qco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/stickers/abc_family/switched_at_birth_summer_premiere_countdown_4_days?s=tus&ref=jessica_standefer">I just unlocked the Switched at Birth Summer Premiere Countdown: 4 Days sticker on GetGlue</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 3064 others have also unlocked the Switched at Birth Summer Premiere Countdown: 4 Days sticker on GetGlue.com </span> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> You can’t wait for the 2013 Summer Premiere of Switched at Birth. Just 4 days to go! Tune in Monday, June 10 at 8/7c on ABC Family! Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at ABC Family. </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52343124346http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52343124346Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:10:12 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83fe567d64b7d15a8ef2a6eb0e7e9f63/tumblr_mo00kzuEWe1rqx9qco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/stickers/abc_family/switched_at_birth_summer_2013_premiere_coming_soon?s=tus&ref=jessica_standefer">I just unlocked the Switched at Birth Summer 2013 Premiere Coming Soon sticker on GetGlue</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 5705 others have also unlocked the Switched at Birth Summer 2013 Premiere Coming Soon sticker on GetGlue.com </span> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> You’re watching a preview for the summer premiere of the groundbreaking ABC Family drama series Switched at Birth! Don’t miss the summer premiere Monday at 8 /7c on ABC Family! Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at ABC Family. </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52343119337http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52343119337Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:10:11 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5a68ccd0c8ad6764e904e7e8f32bc2c/tumblr_mo00kyTZ341rqx9qco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/switched_at_birth?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">I’m watching Switched at Birth</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px; border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 16px; font-family: arial;">“4 more days!”</p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 972 others are also watching. </span> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/switched_at_birth?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">Switched at Birth on GetGlue.com</a> </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52343118761http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/52343118761Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:10:10 -0700<blockquote> <p>I’ve been reduced to nothing but a puddle of tears.</p> </blockquote>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/50892737925http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/50892737925Mon, 20 May 2013 00:20:10 -0700http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/50892696970http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/50892696970Mon, 20 May 2013 00:18:58 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b526b4c4067614131039620251bf6af7/tumblr_mmzgr4Xyo61rqx9qco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/prison_break?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">I’m watching Prison Break</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> Check-in to </span> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/prison_break?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">Prison Break on GetGlue.com</a> </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/50713916250http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/50713916250Sat, 18 May 2013 00:28:16 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b494d7a24421185a0d51e6e5e8374b8/tumblr_mmx8h2R6271rqx9qco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/teen_mom_2?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">I’m watching Teen Mom 2</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> Check-in to </span> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/teen_mom_2?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">Teen Mom 2 on GetGlue.com</a> </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/50624363997http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/50624363997Thu, 16 May 2013 19:34:14 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0099793986902993be651f606beff97/tumblr_mmvuvgUr6V1rqx9qco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/greys_anatomy?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px; border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 16px; font-family: arial;">“Poor George and izzy”</p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 27 others are also watching. </span> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/greys_anatomy?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">Grey’s Anatomy on GetGlue.com</a> </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/50565998414http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/50565998414Thu, 16 May 2013 01:42:52 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0099793986902993be651f606beff97/tumblr_mmioczXAa11rqx9qco1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 20px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/greys_anatomy?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy</a> </p> <p style="margin-top: 10px; border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 16px; font-family: arial;">“I love George o malley”</p> <p style="margin-top: 10px;"> <span style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;"> 110 others are also watching. </span> <a onmouseover="this.style.background='none';this.style.border='none'" style="border: 0; text-decoration: none; font-size: 12px; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" href="http://getglue.com/tv_shows/greys_anatomy?s=tu&ref=jessica_standefer">Grey’s Anatomy on GetGlue.com</a> </p>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/49995936786http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/49995936786Wed, 08 May 2013 22:53:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5430b0361010942073f299794eafbc27/tumblr_mlulf9h0ZG1s00ervo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a3e61d070564fe2a2183ff43ff7ccff/tumblr_mlulf9h0ZG1s00ervo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/022d8c8094a7e9a962e8c13ffe27d09f/tumblr_mlulf9h0ZG1s00ervo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb39fa669d78534418ed19a540872796/tumblr_mlulf9h0ZG1s00ervo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e404e27d792fa06ba40be39faba5c1a/tumblr_mlulf9h0ZG1s00ervo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82a5b83492ea725e9ca523a2e5bf6e08/tumblr_mlulf9h0ZG1s00ervo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fc1d41485efedb0b64b07165f81cd85/tumblr_mlulf9h0ZG1s00ervo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51e0a4ec32cd943af26f67a341dd2d2c/tumblr_mlulf9h0ZG1s00ervo2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c0720db8eed0e76bd78e64d0d16f150/tumblr_mlulf9h0ZG1s00ervo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f25596cb2479352c74c3535dcd39144b/tumblr_mlulf9h0ZG1s00ervo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/49425079870http://standefer.tumblr.com/post/49425079870Thu, 02 May 2013 00:37:45 -0700